Funny Stories
Here is a collection of stories I have come to heard over the years. I think they’ pretty funny, but if you don't think so, you can submit your own story below. ↓ Please try to keep it appropriate. Enjoy!
Make-Up Mischief
When I was a little girl, I went over to my grandma’s house for a visit. My mom and grandma sat on the couch downstairs drinking tea and talking the way grown-ups do. I went upstairs to my grandma’s room and put on all her make-up. I used lipstick as eyeliner, and drew with mascara all over my face and arms. I looked in the miror, and realized I was missing powder. So I put the powder all over my face and arms and used it all up. As I was putting on the last of it, my grandma walks in and sees the powder I used.
Absolutely horrified, she shrieked: “Your grandfather’s ashes!”
Credit: Nina
Cookies to Die For
An old man was lying on his death bed when he smelled the most delicious thing he’d ever smelt. He knew that his wife, his kind, loving wife was making his favorite cookies in the kitchen. With all the strength left in his frail body, he rolled out of bed and crawled towards the kitchen. His one and only last wish was to eat a cookie before he died. Finally, he made it to the kitchen and he reached for a cookie. His wife gasped and smacked his hand away.
In a scolding tone, she said: “Those are for the funeral!”
Credit: Scott